Sunday, March 20, 2011

Matt Cooke: A History of Violence

Cooke on McDonagh (March 20, 2011)


Cooke on Ovechkin


Cooke on Kane


Cooke on Anisimov


Cooke on Yandle


Cooke on Tyutin


Cooke on Markov


Cooke on Savard


Cooke on Osgood


Cooke on Cole


Cooke on Bogosian


Cooke on Parise


Cooke on Roy


Cooke on Karlsson


Cooke on Montador


Cooke on Dipietro


Cooke History on Coach's Corner

41 comments:

  1. great job putting this all in one place, makes life a lot easier! Thanks a Lot!

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  2. What makes all this cooke nonsense more obnoxious are those two bonehead announcers, Steigerwald and Errey. They condone everything that POS does and write everything off as if flying elbows to the head are okay.

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  3. They are victimizing Cooke, in hockey you should see the hits coming

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  4. matt cooke is a great hockey player, a great hunanitarian, a great competitor. if he was american, all we'd be hearing is how plucky and courageous and gutsy he is. If he was russian or a chicken-swede, we'd all be regaled with tales of his boundless ferocity and refusal to conform to stereotypes. The world needs more matt cookes in it.

    God Bless hockey and God Bless Matt Cooke

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    1. This is quite possibly the stupidest comment i have ever heard or read

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    2. i thought the exact same thing. what a brainless idiot.

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  5. Mike and blaine need what Cooke needs. A slash across the mouth and a cross check to the back of the neck. Preferably at the same time. Matt Cooke = Human Garbage.

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  6. Wow, this list just goes on and on.

    Blaine, you really don't know what you're talking about. There is no place in the game for a player like Matt Cooke.

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  7. Great job getting these together Danny. I can't say anything about Cooke that hasn't already been said ad nauseum, but I will reiterate the sentiment that I cannot wait for the day that he is honestly held accountable, be it a very lengthy suspension or getting his ass beaten.

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  8. Time to add another video to that list. Cooke's cheap elbow on McDonagh.

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  9. Oops, just realized that's on the top of the list. lol

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  10. Did anyone notice in the McDonagh hit that Cooke has an A on his jersey. What gives with that? Are the mgmt of the Pens rewarding behaviour that they want taking out of the league? Or is it the the kind of BS that came out of Montreal last week when Chara hit someone hard.

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  11. Cooke is an asshole.
    A bad hockey player
    And a stupid man

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  12. he's likely a 'decent' hockey player when it comes to actually working hard and playing the game. The problem is, his attitude and position on the team all boil down to making terrible decisions and putting himself in that position. I think it's going to go badly for him, it will probably result in more violent behavior coming back to him. Which is sad really. But then again, if you wanted 'safety' you'd work in a toy-store or sell car insurance, not play hockey.

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  13. Forgot how bad the Pittsburgh play-by-play guys are... talk about bias!

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  14. If Mario,Shero and Crosby don't come out and condemn Cookes actions they should run and hide.

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  15. Rule 48 was implemented because of Matt Cooke. In this latest incident, he flagrantly breaks that rule yet again. It doesn't matter how nice a person Matt Cooke is outside hockey -- he has shown time and time again he doesn't deserve to have a life inside hockey.

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  16. I hope some no talent goon from some farm team get's brought up for one game for the sole purpose of ending Matt Cooke's career. Knee to knee, stick to the head, anything. I don't usually condone that kind of behavior, but I would appauld anyoine that get's this no-talent faggot out of hockey.

    And while I'm at here - the Canadiens are a buch of floppin' divin' pussies.

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  17. Pardon my spelling!

    The Canadiens are still pussies by the way....

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  18. A Matt Cooke Haiku, by Anonymous:

    Matt Cooke burgles turds.
    A man of great dishonor.
    Sit out twenty games.

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  19. Hey Anonymous - come up to Canada, strap on your skates and see how this Canadian kicks your sorry ass... You MUST be an American because you don't understand hockey...

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  20. The hit on Savard wasnt dirty at the time. They changed the rule because of Cooke. I bet if I had enough time I could find dirty plays on all players.

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  21. cooke is a piece of shit and on top of that...he plays for shitsburg...cmon now. if yall canadiens want him u can have him. let him go play in some shit hole canadien league. the NHL is only for the professionals. keyword "professional", why doesnt he play like one?

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  22. Hey anonymous ass kicking Canadian guy...I bet that isn't the first time you asked someone to strap something on and talked about asses, is it?

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  23. Matt Cooke is worthless. I can't believe how many people defend him. He constantly puts his team in shorthanded situations, he is cheap and dirty and he's just an absolute waste of DNA. He deserves every horrible thing that happens to him. He is the reason why I'm a huge Evander Kane fan. Watching knock Cooke out was awesome. Fuck Matt Cooke. Thanks for posting this collection of reasons to hate Matt Cooke, reasons to think Mario Lemieux is a hypocrite and reasons to call Shitsburps announcers the worst homers in the league.

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  24. I am a Canadian, of Russian origin on top - no stranger to hockey. I have been doing competitive sports for 10 years. Matt Cooke is an asshole, coward, and, I just found out, plain stupid. He managed the last hit against Ryan McDonagh right in front of the judges booth, a pure demo just for them. A guy with no heart and no brain is a desgrace for this spectacular sport. Get a f@%k out Cooke! I am sure your ancestors dropped an "r" from your last name.

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  25. Not only is Matt Cooke a complete waste of human life, Mario Lemieux is a fucking whore for keeping him on his roster after the tirade he layed on everyone when his pussy team got the shit kicked out of them by the Isles as payback for MATT COOKES dirty play(s) against them. Why haven't we heard anything from the phony Lemieux today?

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  26. i hate matt cooke so much pens suck

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  27. I love good hard hitting hockey just as much as the next guy. I also love a good fight now and then as well. But this Matt Cooke is below a bottom feeder of the NHL. Ban this guy forever now and save someone's career, health and after seeing these videos, maybe even someone's life. This guy does not belong in this league or any other hockey league!!! Whatever happened to the Wendel Clarks, Bob Proberts of the league. Guys that could play hard and keep it clean.

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  28. ok, so i believe ten years ago McSourly or whoever it was, took a stick and swung it at a guys head, rendering the guy unconscious, and back in the day, playing hockey was about keeping your head on a swivel, because if you had your head down coming down the ice, or in the corner with your back turned, YOU DESERVE to get hit. Now with that said, the space between your elbow and your shoulder was the space where Matt Cooke has hit most of the players above. I think Cooke plays "old" time hockey, he plays on the third line on a team that is two years removed from winning the cup, and that team just signed him for 1.8 million per year, after he became a free agent, when they could of let him go, they choose to offer him the best deal, after 27 teams displayed interest in having him play for them.

    What really bothers me is, everyone is all up on Matt Cooke for being a "dirty" player, but take a look at hockey from 15 years ago, you honestly will see more shots to the head, and "dirty" players then you can shake a stick at. So, my question is, when did hockey start to become such a pussy footed game? Like, its fucking hockey, if you dont like it, dont watch it, if you dont think its safe, dont play hockey! Do not ruin the game for the rest of us who enjoy a tough nose griddy game of hockey.

    Finally, if you all are bitching about Matt Cooke, and the players are saying how much of a dirty player he is, and the top lines then are being avoided from playing against Matt Cooke because their scared of him being sooo dirty, then he is actually doing his job. Hes the number one pest player in the league, and if other teams top lines lose minutes because theyre avoiding playing against Matt Cooke, GOOD. In Matt Cookes almost 13 year career, He has only ever missed the playoffs once? And with Pittsburg poised to make another stanly cup run, with Crosby coming back (hopefully soon) fresh, the Matt Cooke effect after the first round? Pens got a chance this year. Matt Cooke deserves to wear the A on his chest, and Fuck you if think differently, he honestly does so much for the team, and the community behind the seasons.


    ps. Matt Cooke is my cousin, and Im damn Proud of it

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    1. That's too bad. If you believe what you wrote you are as dumb and self absorbed as he is. Ive met him at a function before and by far was one of the biggest assholes I have ever met. You must be just like him!!

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  29. Mario and the Pens have done all the right things and came out publicly in support of the NHL's well deserved suspension of Cooke. In fact, it was refreshing to see a team take a stand and do the right thing in this instance unlike the Flames,, Sharks, Isle and Bruins who all did nothing but whine and complain about their players far worse hits than Matt Cooke's last one on McDonagh. The NHL & the Pens have done the right thing. It'll be interesting to see how these other teams act when their players face suspension. The Pens have now set the standard.

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  30. The NHL does not care about player safety.

    The bottom line is money as usual. The NHL is a business. GMs are business managers do not want to see one of their "star" players hurt as a result of a Cooke-like dirty hit.

    The loss of a star or other player will hit their advertising dollars and playoffs chances, resulting in lost revenue for the team.

    Cooke is obviously a dirtbag. Only a relative of his could defend his actions. But dirty play on balance was generating more money that it could potentially lose, dirty play would reign.

    It is that simple. When in doubt, follow the money.

    R.A.G.

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  31. What the isles did was stand up for themselves against pittsburgh and took their suspensions for enforcing what the nhl wouldn't. And I love the guy hwo said his hit on savard was legal. I'm pretty sure intent to injure has always been against the rules. What the isles did to pittsburgh was old time hockey, and they were fined and suspended heavily for it. What matt cooke does is tries to hurt people and pretend its hockey.

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  32. haha well to the guy who is matt cookes cousin...ur a piece of trash too...and u deserve to have the shit kicked outta u for bein related to the guy

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  33. Man... if only i could meet Matt Cooke in the street...

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  34. Very enlightening and beneficial to someone whose been out of the circuit for a long time.

    Aromatherapy Treatments

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  35. Did you heard what Rob Matts said about that?

    clomid

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  36. I'll take criticism of Cooke seriously when ovechkin starts getting called for the knees to the groin,the stich butts to the face and the elbows to the head he dishes out seemingly every second he is on the ice.

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  37. How often does this page auto-refresh?

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  38. Chara should just cross check him from behind as hard as fuck into an open door.

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